Tuesday, September 30, 2008

If you are shy..


I now have an E-mail address for you all to contact me. be warned that anything you say can (and probably will) be either taken out of context or used against you at a later date. Its just the kind of guy I am :v).
I'll be very up front now and say that I do not require a Russian bride, help in the bedroom (unless its vacuuming under the bed or finding space to fit stuff round my wife's shoes), nor am I interested in having $10 million in US dollars funneled through my bank account, Unless your name happens to be Treasury secretary Henry Paulson and you have US$700 billion that you and your buddies need a hand with moving out of your country, in which case just leave your phone number and I'll get back to you.

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